What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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