15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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