This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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