Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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