just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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