belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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