His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Randomize
