is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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