i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
she pinky promised me she was 18
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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