that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
