I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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