operation harelip BJ is a go
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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