operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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