why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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