Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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