For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He shit in the fireplace
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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