his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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