After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
