I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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