after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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