My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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