Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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