What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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