STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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