yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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