ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
they need to just BURY HIM!
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
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