OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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