great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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