No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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