so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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