FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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