VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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