so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Randomize
