Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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