Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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