Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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