ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Its about making memories worth repressing
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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