do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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