idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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