your room smells of hookers.
And success
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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