Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Brb crying the tears of my youth
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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