I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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