you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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