yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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