we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm always down for nudity.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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