just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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