its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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