they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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