dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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