I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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