you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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