I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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