You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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