"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
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Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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