Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
grandma shit on top of the toilet
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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